Actually police models have a 20-30 foot range.

Protip: don't fondle your gun-shaped object in front of police.

It’s because the taser is an escape device. Once attached it delivers a continual shock for 30 seconds. That’s a pretty good head start. In order to do so, the probes have to stay attached to the power source.

If you want something that looks like a Star Trek TNG phaser, Taser's C2 has been on the market for over a decade.

LE carveouts are bullshit. Sadly they aren't going anywhere for a while.

That’s his excuse but nobody believes it. It’s a convenient excuse made by a BART cop who got so scared he shot a cuffed and controlled suspect on the ground.

It’s foolish and paranoid to keep your door locked now?

“self-defense fears of white people”

They recently rebooted the marvel universe, so, unno. He hasn't showed back up yet, as far as I know. Last seen a year ago in All-New X-Factor before it got canceled.

Then who is that in your cousin’s bed?

That’s because you let the cheese get too hot.

Thanks for the summary so I don't have to watch a stupid 5 minute video.

I never even noticed them.

Uplift your vegetables by smothering them in cheese!

There’s a difference between blowing money on crap, and spending on things that matter and will actually save you money in the long run.

#4 had an argument against it back in the housing boom, where any home property would just build mad equity by the simple virtue of existing.

and Doug Ramsey.

Sadly, Spaceknights generally only show up to get Worfed, to show just how hardass the threat is.

I would also watch a crime show where Keesha is the detective laying out the facts and Dorothy Ann is the scientist doing obscure forensic science.

“and that he stole Michelangelo’s sai”