People just want to dive in here and hate on flyover country or anyone who doesn’t agree with the zeitgeist of Gawker Dogma with accusations of being poorly-educated, three-toothed, racist, gun-slinging rednecks who wouldn’t know what’s best for them if BHO himself rammed it up their buttholes.

It's Arizona. It has like 8 roads and they're all completely straight. That's easy-mode.

I love spurious correlations.

Vote for whomever will screw you the least.

Florida: Not liberal, but we know how people drive here and about anything else would be an improvement.

It's not edited, it's just a low-quality gif, of a real stunt.

You forgot the high jump category. Nailed the landing!

That’s what the ‘A’ button on the steering wheel is for.

Well, the checker choked on my system, because I use a GTX 780 alongside a GTX 460 dedicated to physics. It just looks at the 460 and says ‘NOPE’.

I'd just hook Congress up to it so it can be powered with bullshit.

Full forward firepower!

Nothing interesting ever happens here.

I was onboard until he said it was concrete.

I see you do not live somewhere where 'sunny and hot' is a valid weather forecast.

Are my eyebrows on fire yet?

Went through quite a few, automatic opening BS, enormous dumpster-sized, etc, settled on the Simplehuman 10 gallon semi-round step can. Not so big that it’s not going to get emptied twice a week, durable mechanism, and easy to clean.

Went through quite a few, automatic opening BS, enormous dumpster-sized, etc, settled on the Simplehuman 10 gallon…

Should just ask this on /r/justrolledintotheshop for some real horror stories.

Brake cleaner if it’s dirty

That's not something you even want to casually google, much less experience.