all the OFWGs I know play freaking Euchre.

You make a good point.

45 minute/7 mile? Have you considered going a way that isn't ludicrously slow? 15.5 mph is not a good pace, bro.

Speed limits will likely be able to be raised significantly with 100% autonomous cars on interstates. Traffic will flow better and no camping road boulders or idiots diving across four lanes to make their exit at the last second.

He'll be glad he packed his Emergency Pants after that landing.

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Not all Subaru drivers are bad.

The LA Times reports that SFPD eventually spotted Hespelt outside of a Billy Joel concert the next day.

I’ve adopted it. totally the way to go. Can’t imagine going back.

Cook it in the oven if you're not in a hurry. Make sure to flip or it will get weird.

Broiler =/= Salamander.

Crab car?

As for “who the heck carries an axe and a gun in their Renault?” I think the answer is; maniacs who brandish them in traffic.

New tools aren’t cheap, but you can find some incredible bargains on Craigslist if you know how and where to look.

I feel like I have enough experience with that after reading Kitchenette bad restaurant customer horror stories for the last two years.

My microwave has an ‘add 30 sec’ button. I use it all the freaking time. Best feature. (that and timed start)

How much did I pay for the useless 'popcorn' button on my microwave?

Why would I do that?

Did you have a point with your post or are you just rambling now? Cause it looks like you’re rambling. Good night!

You want to amend the constitution? There’s a procedure for that. Do that. Don’t nickle and dime it to uselessness like you have been since 1934. We’re on to that tactic, and it stops here. Just be aware that repealing any of the bill of rights will start a civil war, as it will cause many to see the government as no…