Stance that mofo!

Locking fuel door so nobody siphons your precious 11 gallons of go-juice.

Eh. At least it's not an Aztek.

Here in Florida, the only people driving these are those too obese and old to stay upright on a motorcycle.

I WILL BUY YOUR MEAT ENDS

You lucky sonovabitch.

I AM ONE OF THE TOMATOES

Frank's Hot Buffalo is passably warm.

September came early this year.

I know rite?

George is a perfectly cromulent girl’s name.

He uncertainly started putting a slice of each different cheese on the sandwich and she says really patronizingly, “Now, that wasn’t hard, was it?” What was hard: refraining from suggesting that “white” is not a type of cheese.

That’s assuming all corporations act in good faith which AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA no. since when have they ever done that?

What I really need to know is where do I get it on PC?

I’m just gonna wait a couple weeks before upgrading, give MS time to smash the showstopper bugs.

Nope.

Definitely one where you should lock the door first.

Well yeah. He’s a bad father because he’s a doofus who only knows how to eat and fight.

Stickler for fire safety, deadbeat dad. I mean seriously. He’s either away training, or DEAD and training.

He doesn’t even have a real medical license! It’s written in crayon on a take-out pizza menu!