+1. This is exactly what I was coming here to say, and I'm glad someone beat me to it. Slightly off-topic, but have you seen the Rifftrax for Birdemic or Nightmare at Noon? I highly recommend them as two of their best ever.

Shut up, Chevy.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...

Oh, you're so cute. You should sometimes take a little pack of mayonnaise, and squirt it in your mouth all over, and then take an egg and kind of... Mmmm! Maybe you can call it a “mayonboog.” Are you okay?

Her?

I got the results of the test back. I definitely have anal warts.

I think the real joke is on anyone who spends five seconds reading your post when they can get superior insight by bashing their own skulls in with a brick.

I find West Highland Terriers too tough and stringy.

What if my dog doesn't like General Tso's chicken with a side of white rice?

Sure...be kind to your fellow man or I'll turn your cranium into a watch sorta works. ^_^

"During the past couple of centuries, it hasn't been uncommon to design a clock or watch in a way that reminds you of your own morality"

Nah, I just couldn't enjoy it. Every other page was a right-wing nutjob diatribe about Obama this, liberal that. I've enjoyed almost every other Simmons book I've read: Children of the Night, Drood, Carrion Comfort, Ilium/Olympos, The Terror, and the Hyperion series. His ham-fisted attempt to inject his politics into…

Well, everything except Flashback.

How far would you have to dig upwards to find it?

You're right, it's much more likely that a bearded old dude in the sky created everything, and then conveniently stopped communicating with us when our best recording tools were stone tablets. I can completely see why he'd want to stay away from cell phones, camcorders, and cameras to prove his existence, but…

Yeah, I get that. My comment wasn't really directed at you so much as it was at Yaoi, who is either a lousy troll or an idiot who reads articles about movies that were released months ago in order to rage against minuscule amounts of "spoilers" contained therein.

Wouldn't a non-moron who isn't interested in spoilers stop reading at the words "If you've seen Prometheus..."?

That must be why Windows phones are outselling the "iFail5", right?

For being a liar and shyster? They'll probably just make him a prophet.

Doesn't yourorangejuiceswagislow remind you of every troll comment that you regret reading?