Oh, you're so cute. You should sometimes take a little pack of mayonnaise, and squirt it in your mouth all over, and then take an egg and kind of... Mmmm! Maybe you can call it a “mayonboog.” Are you okay?

Her?

I got the results of the test back. I definitely have anal warts.

I think the real joke is on anyone who spends five seconds reading your post when they can get superior insight by bashing their own skulls in with a brick.

I find West Highland Terriers too tough and stringy.

What if my dog doesn't like General Tso's chicken with a side of white rice?

Sure...be kind to your fellow man or I'll turn your cranium into a watch sorta works. ^_^

"During the past couple of centuries, it hasn't been uncommon to design a clock or watch in a way that reminds you of your own morality"

Nah, I just couldn't enjoy it. Every other page was a right-wing nutjob diatribe about Obama this, liberal that. I've enjoyed almost every other Simmons book I've read: Children of the Night, Drood, Carrion Comfort, Ilium/Olympos, The Terror, and the Hyperion series. His ham-fisted attempt to inject his politics into…

Well, everything except Flashback.

How far would you have to dig upwards to find it?

You're right, it's much more likely that a bearded old dude in the sky created everything, and then conveniently stopped communicating with us when our best recording tools were stone tablets. I can completely see why he'd want to stay away from cell phones, camcorders, and cameras to prove his existence, but…

Yeah, I get that. My comment wasn't really directed at you so much as it was at Yaoi, who is either a lousy troll or an idiot who reads articles about movies that were released months ago in order to rage against minuscule amounts of "spoilers" contained therein.

Wouldn't a non-moron who isn't interested in spoilers stop reading at the words "If you've seen Prometheus..."?

That must be why Windows phones are outselling the "iFail5", right?

For being a liar and shyster? They'll probably just make him a prophet.

Doesn't yourorangejuiceswagislow remind you of every troll comment that you regret reading?

What a great idea! I'm sure that no rapists would think to bring a gun of their own, or drug a woman first so that she's in no position to use her gun. Pure genius!

He was trying to add some character to the pennies.

For someone with the username "ILurvTheGays", you're quite an ignorant bigot. I guess it's meant to be ironic.