Oh, well then this instead. Because stickshift inline-six best bodystyle 7-series.

"Beyond that, who is going to be looking for a secret agent behind the wheel of a wagon?"

Hmm.. Is it just me or do the wheels seem kinda small in that profile shot?

Right, but I think his point, which I completely agree with, is that Cadillac doesn't really sell "Cadillacs" anymore. They sell cars that are *just* like German cars in all ways except for styling. Cadillac's lineup is missing a proper Cadillac! Something way too big. Something low and wide with a massively long hood…

I mean, they're both red, but other than that, they're pretty different, IMO.

Well it should be the biggest in its class... it is a Cadillac. I was shocked it wasn't the heaviest.

Maybe they'll pull a TGUK and lose the fat guy. In fact, perhaps The Car Show died because Adam Carolla is moving to TGUSA. Probably not, but I'd want to see that more...

"Can I help you?"

Exactly what I was thinking. I also think I would've taken misdemeanor possession over felony evading.

"...done in a particularly glowering version of their traditional black and white and red all over."

LOL I totally did too. I make sure I use it excessively when I'm driving my dad's Bimmer. And I avoid sunglasses at all costs.

Also, I wasn't a complete toolbag, which may have given away that I wasn't a buyer.

Yup. Forgot the Oakleys and the Bluetooth earpiece. My mistake.

That's pretty typical, unfortunately. I tried to test drive a 335i when it came out, and the salesman told me to come back with my dad (I was 20, I think, but came in well-dressed in a nice shiny '99 Audi A8), or to just by the car without driving it, promising me it'll be the "best car I've ever driven." What a total…

Reminds me of this. Kinda makes me wanna put a snorkel on the Volvo.

lol uhhhhhhh

Goddammit, not another Stig screen name.

Wow, auto-tune is basically traction/stability control for music.

The one on the left, obviously.

Just in case I'm not raptured.