Ok, I got it, I got it. Best one:

He says it like " Ze babe Jeezes"

Coolthough. Please add me!

Yesssss exactly!!

Musta been Hugh Laurie.

Ouch. I tried the ten-year-old A8 thing (99 D2 A8 4.20 and damn, mighta been cheaper to lease a new one....

It's got serious t-shirt potential.

That was generous. From what I understand, BMW doesn't cover that with their otherwise fantastic maintenance program.

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, cuz it says like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too. Cuz I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party. I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagle's wings, and singin lead vocals for Lynard Skynard, with like a angel band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm ham…

Yes.

I think you win. Judges?

My 765T was never offered with a manual.

I had a cop pull a gun on my friend and I because my friend had mace in the glove compartment, which he opened to get his registration, etc. It was a little surprising.

Then be sure to pick up the August issue of Road & Track, because that's where this story came from.

LOL

Nice. I have the same car + engine swap in my Forza3 garage. I've had many dreams about having real copies of the cars in my Forza garage—looks like this guy did it. Now, wheres my Audi S5 V10?

Suddenly its not seeming like such a terrible idea.

So I guess the moral is: act like you aren't at all interested in a test drive, and they'll just hand you the keys and send you on your way.

Yup. I went to my local BMW dealership in my pop's super-clean Audi A8 to test drive a 335i when it came out. Told the salesman I already knew the features, my dad was writing the check, and all I needed to do now was drive the three cars I had narrowed it down to and pick one. When I requested the test drive, he…

I'm not sure if "oversized" means "full-size" or "way, way bigger than fullsize." If we're talking about something awkwardly huge, then I'd probably go with the Mercedes 600 Grosser. Back when it was born, it was king.