Cause i’m totally calling him a punk and saying that his design choices invalidate his credibility.

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”

Well the key detail here is that the White Sox have a recent WS win with a team that was far more dominant than this Cubs team in the playoffs. So we still get to feel a little superiority in that regard, when in reality, we are in so much fucking trouble.

Plus, Red Sox fans don’t have anyone there to tell them to settle the fuck down, that’s where us White Sox fans come in.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

Good Kinja Commentary > Joe Buck Commentary

I have ripped off my shirt for a woman. I inspired no one besides the police. And maybe people with an Alf fetish.

And not to be even more nitpicky... I get the “leverage” concept. But if Cleveland plates a couple runs in the 4th, I’m assuming their win expectancy gets much higher than if they plate a couple in the 7th. I think any manager on the planet would prefer to be down 7-3 in the 4th compared to 7-4 in the 7th and pretty…

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

Longtime Reds fan here. He really struggles with control if he’s not well rested, this would bear itself out if he did 3 1-inning appearances in a row, as we refused to use him longer like Maddon does (which is a shame).

The closest they got to actually threatening was when they put two on with two out in the seventh, and the score at 7-2.

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Talk about Dildo on the field

I’ve done all I could to act like an asshole all season, but it’s been hard because the Rickettseseses are such shits. I think that, as much as Cubs fans have defined themselves by their suffering, I must be the Greatest Cubs Fan on Earth since I now find it impossible to be unambiguously happy about the success of…

Never feel bad

Wow I really was getting ready for Cubs fans to act like assholes all year because they won. Now I almost (not quite but almost) feel bad that I will spend all year being the asshole by reminding them that my team won it’s World Series.

As long as Andrew Miller doesn’t kick anybody in the dick, I think they’re ok.

Well, the fact that KC fans dress like this in 2016 should tell you something.

I’m learning towards “unfortunate [for all involved]”