This isn’t a just comparison. Storen did his job well. He performed very well, pitching better than Papelbon. Suzuki isn’t a good player anymore. AJ would be a clear upgrade; look at the stats this year. This is a “what else do I have to do to gain trust?” from a young player in Storen. Not a veteran player like…

He’s masterful at speaking douche, that’s for sure.

Can’t wait until he interviews Trump and they can talk about rapists with father issues. What a piece of fecal matter. The latter was probably the name of his ill-fated sit-com. Maybe “Fecal Matters.” Could have brought back Urkel.

Because Superman can’t be everywhere at once. And he deserves a nap once in a while. And Lois deserves it, too. Aquaman can fill in while Clark and Lois hit the town. Or Diana, if you believe in Supes/WW.

Honestly...how much longer until someone from Disney notices that ESPN is enabling a hate monger and they take Broussard to the back and put everyone out of our miseries? Isn’t Disney pro-equal rights? I mean, Walt didn’t care much for Jews, but besides that?

Sports can be under the “pervue of government.” That’s how anti-trust exemptions happen. Regardless...I’ve heard the same argument for libraries, that I don’t need them, I don’t need to look for a job or work on my English (they’re a great resource for immigrants). I don’t need this community center — why should I pay…

Yes. Sometimes the public doesn’t see the value in libraries, paved roads...etc. They voted folks into office, now it’s time to let them make the decisions while the rest of us comment on blogs. Don’t want the team there? Tell people not to go to games and buy merchandise. That will drive the team to a new market they…

Pawnee. That’s about it.

I think it’s because anytime you come from behind on the road in the playoffs it’s considered a steal. Was discussing this very point with a friend. I think the Bolts should/could have had more than one goal in that initial onslaught.

You’d rather have Tate George than Hopson? Brad Sellers. Yeah sure. He was a major bust. Stacey King? Underachiever, but was a valuable piece that netted Luc Longley. Extra points for his Cartwright impression.

When was he bad-mouthing players in the press? Krause was a man of few words, if you remember the Soviet-style way he would “talk” about possible organizational transactions. Or do you think he should have traded for Walter Davis?

Jordan nicknamed him “Crumbs.” If you were constantly being diminished for your contributions (Hall of Fame-level contributions as a GM), wouldn’t you “act out” and try to be recognized for your work? Now, Krause will never be a cuddly, personable man, but he’s also not the one who delivered a HOF speech full of…

Superman, you know, was co-created by artist Joe Shuster. He was born in Toronto.

I’d think it’s about land too. Not a lot of land for cemeteries. But regardless, it’s still a small minority that’s Buddhist compared to the overwhelming majority that’s Hindu who don’t do burial. To that point, yeah, Burke might as well be Draper here sipping on his Coke.

I honestly didn’t know about sky burial. But I’ve never heard of Hindu burials of any sort.

Get the point with the coporate stuff, but this line: “And now, we’ve learned, FIFA (and its corporate sponsor Hyundai) is depriving these workers yet another basic human dignity: the right to bury their loved ones” should be changed.

Considering how outdoor basketball hoops were under siege and eliminated by government stooges (such as Chicago’s) because no one liked a large group of young black men gathering, it’s kind of apropos. And before you get your knickers in a twist, same local government folks shut down video game arcades in the late 80s…

I was wondering when Deadspin would acknowledge this game. Also, I guess the Cavs won’t be sweeping the Bulls? Also: Kirk Hinrich.

If bars were to do that, it would be a violation of federal law. Think of it as pay per play...you can’t give preference to one beer over another in terms featuring. Sure. You can get around it with specials, but especially when it comes to draft beer, you’ll see breweries offering “free improvements to draft systems”…

AND WE IN HERE TALKING ABOUT LUNCH?