Some of us moved on from liking crap like Happy Meals and pop music. Some of us are so underpowered and myopic that we can't. Have fun with your free toy.

Lighten up, Daniel Tosh, rape jokes can be funny if the joke is good enough, too.

I can't wait for Rick Reilly to misinterpret this ad.

If only Moises Alou acted with as much poise as Schierholtz on the field against the Marlins...

LaVine, under the NBA's strict new PED policy, later tested positive for Flubber.

You're right. You deserve the benefit of the doubt, because you've shown keen ability to understand bigotry and bias. Congrats on being the first person in the world to use "epic lulz" & "colloquial" in a post. You may have a gruff exterior with your beard, but you have a softer side and you're really into Jane Austen…

I don't know you. You might just be naive and stupid. I've been to several bar mitzvahs, but it doesn't make me Jewish. But your latest post might make you a misogynist, so why don't you insult gays and you can bring home the trinity?

I'm just glad you're happy that it took a cool white guy to "clean up" the dirty, black communities of Chicago. This in no ways represents a white male power fantasy, does it? Did you get a little stuffy from it? But hide behind realism in a game where the hero has super hacking abilities and can outrun the cops…

The difference between a Cubs and White Sox fan is a Sox fan actually knows when it's appropriate to reach for an object flying in from the playing field.

Saving money for the consumer, yet costing the manufacturer millions of yen....

You are so fucking wrong.

Twitter chats like this really make me proud to be part of a democracy.

ASS. UMMM ARSE. HOLE.

So much for the Portlandia/Parks & Recreation crossover featuring the Pacers and Blazers.....

Maybe he's just not racist and just pissed off. No need to canonize him for being a decent dude, what should be normal behavior....unless you think Donald Sterling isn't racist, he was just caught saying some stupid stuff....

Encited? Yeah...is that a brand of dilatable fiber you take? Maybe you're not so young, but you're certainly uninformed.

Can we blunt about this? We're shifting the burden on Latino players, but can we just say it's the white players/team officials that are doing the only/majority of complaining? Now, let's imagine a Venn diagram, just because white dudes are complaining doesn't mean ALL the white dudes are complaining. Just to be…

Noah stealing the ball and dunking coast to coast with the hoop and the harm, fouling Pierce out would be magical. Thanks for this!

I may have worked for one :-)

I don't think we had that much of a "variety" of people, you know... :-)