That's low hanging fruit. That's fine. But even with the crime, 9 out of 10 would rather live in Chicago.

I feel as a Chicagoan, Deadspin and the East Coast needs a guide to hating the Cardinals, a shiny new hobby it seems. Guys, you're doing it wrong! Make fun of their teeth and love of denim shorts. Don't just label them as Midwestern, something you don't really understand.

Should have mentioned Eddy Curry and his refusal to take part in the genetic testing related to his heart problems that gave the Bulls the excuse to trade him to the Knicks.

I loved it when Zack Morris stuck by Mr. Belding and Bart stuck by Skinner. Didn't know Watterson enjoyed the same relationship...LOLz

Just take it, man. I'm a White Sox fan, and it pained me to see a white trash piece of crap father & son attack an umpire on the field. Them's the breaks....grow up and deal with it, or do you need some calamine lotion for your fanbase's sensitive skin?

Hey, @Notramgama. Thank you for the post. You've actually encouraged me to read and learn about something, unlike the Kotaku story itself.

I wonder how many Hispanics ask for translated transcripts of Hawk Harrelson. I wonder how that translation would sound.

NFL doesn't care about quality. It cares about profits, they have Thursday Night Games now that give players less rest between Sunday and the next game and the play is very sloppy. One video game company to deal with is simpler for them. Set it and forget it.

You've got to have an IQ above a blade of grass to joke about race. Evolution selected against you. Don't try it again.

And green martians or blue Smurfs/Avatars aliens aren't enough for you, troll?

Know who's in charge of clearing Gronk? Gronk. Let's make that clear. He's a grown-ass man and knows what's best for him, and that includes retaining a personal physician in Andrews who doesn't have to bow to the agenda of the team's...whose agenda does not always benefit the player. League of Denial, anyone?

Alan Keyes would eventually run as the Republican Senate candidate. Keyes is like the Republican Wannstedt, I guess.

Uribe the Fun Police Slayer!

All Juan Uribe does is manage to play important roles on World Series champions. And he never manages to get enough credit for it. Dodger fans, from a White Sox fan whose fanbase didn't appreciate him enough, enjoy him like your rival Giants. Get ring No. 3, Juan!

A lot of frail video gamers are taking out their jealousies on jocks in this thread. Try to forget your insecurities and see that this is a system where administrators disproportionately profit while athletes can't even get a sliver of the pie. Yeah, it's not fair that a 6'8", 270-pound guy can run a 40-yard dash in…

Not offensive. Just stupid.

Not to invoke flame wars, but can someone do a compare/contrast of this vs. Smartglass for Xbone? I'd love to see the pros/cons. Push both these companies to make a better product so we all win, regardless of platform.

I feel like I'm talking about Twilight..."It's still better than Wii U." LOL.

We were all dipnesses.

He tried to board the plane, but Brian McCann stood up and wouldn't let him get on.