On many levels, because we all know the African American communities have equal access to awesome schools. Not that I know nothing about this girl or where she lives or what schools she goes to. Peace out!

I think this is the difference between a kid and an adult. Adults learn that if you're watching a movie, and it sucks, you can get up in the middle of it. You're not obliged to waste your time in the theater until the bitter end. You don't have to wait it out with the hope that the movie will turn and become magically…

It has nothing to do with boobs. Nothing.

But, just like Boston's adversaries in hockey, the Blackhawks...the Cardinals are just LUCKY to be better than the Red Sox.

Eternal Darkness Forever might be better than Duke Nukem Forever? Whenever it gets released.

COVER YOUR RECEPTORS, PERCEPTOR!

Lucky to have this hanging in my home.

That's what she said? Sorry. Going back to my room now.

No. You'll just tote your cell phone around with you EVERYWHERE else besides your house.

I hope you know, this is all art that's already appeared in comic books. Nothing's original here. Great drawings, but if you embark on something like this, I at least want the art fresh. Remember the cards from the 90s? The Hildebrandts, Bermejo, etc.? That was funny to see artists new takes on heroes.

Sounds like how readers first react to a Kotaku/Gawker redesign. Because Kinja is awesome.....

You're clearly not from Chicago. Lincoln Park used to be...liveable....not overrun with douches from Ohio and Michigan. And Starbucks. Move your Jetta, Chad.

And an international who has experiences radically different from an American native shows up to reveal how tone deaf she is to America. And the white people who rec'ed her response embrace her. She's not a troublemaker or angry. She's cool. She just justified why we white people can be asswads. A loving embrace.

Dude, you should totally teach a social science class at Clown College. Troll. You should go back to the test tube where you were conceived.

I'd rather see it as a video game. You don't have to buy DLC if you don't want to, in this case. Just like I didn't have to clog up my HD with Rock Band songs. But I did, anyway, and I'm a poorer, but funner, person. Yes, that's not a word. I know there are plenty of abuses for DLC, but this seems like it would worth…

If you have an iPhone 3G, and you download the game and it only supports iPhone 4 or up, no court would rule in favor of the consumer. You buy the game at your own risk, even if the app's description doesn't state what devices it supports. Your logic for a lawsuit doesn't hold up. EDIT: Plus it's not like the game…

As a White Sox fan, I'd be in favor of the team giving up its roster spot (yes it's AL, but this is hyperbole) so Puig could play.

Is brown a natural skin tone? Is red? THERE'S YOUR ANSWER.

Short, profane...AND LUCKY, right?

Because a Blackhawk, literally, IS NOT A RACIST NAME. Yes. stupid fans wear headdresses and do moronic things to sully that representation. But dude. RED. SKINS. Look that up in your thesaurus.