Just need more of a touch of the tar brush....also: biracial folks aren't the only ones who fall victim to someone annoyingly asking about their racial background. I'm pretty sure Asians (who look all the same) and Brown Terrorists (why kind of dot/turban do you wear?) also share that in common.

Adidas did this with Derrick Rose. How's #thereturn working out, Bulls fans? I understand the collegiate aspect so this sucks even more.

Disney did the same thing with Marvel when the canned the highly-acclaimed "Spectacular Spider-Man" cartoon that aired on Cartoon Network and replaced it with "Ultimate Spider-Man" and placed it on their Disney XD station. Hopefully they hire back many of the LucasArts employees when they get around to developing Star…

Make it stop. Make it stop. And I'm a White Sox fan. Comcast SportsChicago normally mails it in. They have a couple talented folks, but compared to other markets, it's an embarrassment. They are a joke.

Such a wonderful description of Simmons. Thank you so much for that Wilbon line.

They need to give this Closed Caption person an Emmy, or at least create a category of "Outstanding Achievement in Closed Captioning."

Last month I went to a match of the Collective Lady Arm Wrestlers of Chicago (https://www.facebook.com/ChicagoCLLAW). They had a drag queen singing lounge songs. Yes. Weird. But she brought down the house with a slow, soulful (Alicia Keys-like) rendition of the DuckTales theme. I, for one, applauded in approval.

You might as well have called him "The Big Camel Jockey" or something like that if you were that gutsy. But you choose the passive way. In a post about size, too bad your balls are so small.

Ha. Just because you want something doesn't mean you'll actually get it!

I would gladly light that match to speed up Darwinism here. Please talk to us in the monosyllabic terms we deserve and serve that up with sprinkles. It's not like folks are allowed to be angry....sigh....one day these folks will find a woman that they actually want respect from. Unfortunately it's not their mothers…

Hopkins did interview with USC for its head coaching job. He's the head coach in waiting, it's in his contract. This would mesh.

Do you think pirates wear visors? Those men lose eyes and wear those patches like badges of honor. Piracy is a violent undertaking. If you don't want to takeover a ship and search for booty don't do it. We certainly don't need any damn pansy pirates around.

+1

Reminds me of Stan Lee from "Mallrats," talking about trading all the comics in the world for one more day with the one that got away.

Are you questioning Sir Kingsley's range? He can do it all. From Gandhi to Sexy Beast to Species. I think he'll be fine.

It's the Nintendo-ing of the gaming community. Graphics are evil! They divert effort from storytelling. It's like the evil scientist thing that happens all the time in literature. Science isn't evil! It can be awesome and a force for good! Of course, if you have an underpowered console, you're going to cry graphics…

The Sixers beat the Bulls without Rose AND Noah. That's no great feat considering Gibson was playing with only one good leg during that series. Go fuck yourself Philly fans for buying false hope based on selective memory and media hype.

I get your point, but consider this — If the game sold 10,000 units the tone of the post would be different.

This interview is too well done for even the idiots to complain about. But it's Kotaku and some folks don't like to read, so the comments have the potential to be amazing.

Talking about something you're too stupid to understand or feel uncomfortable discussing isn't baiting.