Only if we can take idiots out of gaming journalism as well. Then we'd have a deal.

Chicago (not just the media, but its residents) had the same reaction when they were covering this state senator named Barack Obama when he got his new job. They're pissed at the NY Times for running a Jay Williams story that talked about smoke dope at the UC. I'd actually disagree about Rose being national. He's…

You're right. Deadspin's obviously the best venue for extolling religious freedoms. I can't wait until to see the smoke billow from the Gawker offices. Go home and get a hug, pal.

I'm just glad Deadspin is really giving in to this journalism thing. Providing a voice to the voiceless is an essential journalism tenet, and the fledgling Catholic church obviously needs all the mouthpieces it can get.

Sorry man, I'm just not that into science fiction.

Yeah. The metaphor sucks.

It'll happen soon enough. I mean, how many Americans have passports? It's a scary small number. It's hard enough for mommy's boy to leave the state compared to leaving the country.

Then college is a boot camp for players wanting to play in the NBA. You don't think your 18 year olds go to war w/o training?

Sequel. Please.

And it hasn't really worked well for the Wii and the WiiU, has it?

I don't know, we could indict Crean's coaching, but for what Zeller means to that team — a center who is supposed to cut off the paint and keep himself between player with the ball and the basket — he could have played it more aggressive. That's a center's mentality (maybe you want to argue true centers don't exist…

This was an impulse buy, and one that brought me back into video games. An old family friend showed up with a birthday check, and I was just out of college so instead of wasting it on beer, I decided this NFL 2K game was worth checking out. Man, was that a great decision. Let's not forget, without the Dreamcast NBA 2K…

I guess I'm an idiot. Won't be the first person to say that, so that's hardly unique. But you're the best player on the team and the Big Handsome. I think you should be a difference maker there! Decision making? Awareness? Those terms better?

I wonder about Zeller's basketball IQ when I see a play like that. I also wonder why no talking head/draft analyst will talk about it. Allowing a backdoor cut to win a game? That's just turrible. Is this kid the No. 1 player in the country?

If this was soccer, "honour" would be all right. But it's American football. So yeah...there's that.

Are you suggesting the "Lando" series? My schwartz is bigger than yours.

The thing is, they expected the Wii U to perform like the Wii did when it launched (cost of living market variables aside). And the original Wii far outperformed projections. So it's a double dose of bad news. They didn't hit projections and they're hauling a loss.

Kerosene. You've just soaked Kotaku with kerosene.

"Alex Rodrigez?" Funny typo, just because the typo happened when writing about pseudonyms....and they are much more difficult names to misspell in the sentence....Yes. I'm that jerk. Carry on.

"Alex Rodrigez?" Funny typo, just because the typo happened when writing about pseudonyms....and they are much more difficult names to misspell in the sentence....Yes. I'm that jerk. Carry on.