It's about proportions. And I really do mean that. The ratio of stories with women with realistic proportions compared to your teenage fantasy is off kilter. And that pisses of me off. But also it pisses off females who want to love comics, but get put off because female characters just exist to placate your fantasy…

Bill Simmons would even think you're insane to say Rondo is better than Rose. And I guess Lebron's title last year was the last thing that validated him being a better player than Robert Horry? I don't recall Rondo winning an MVP and Rose playing with three future HOF'ers. He's the Celtics equiv of Jeter. Good…

Wonder what Charlie Ward and PJ Brown feel about this power forward/point guard incident?

Rondo's an idiot who is dirty for knocking Brad Miller's teeth out in the playoffs. He does a lot of crap like this, but you Boston fans avoid reality. That's why watching Rose torch him EVERY SINGLE GAME they play against each other is very enjoyable.

Glad someone remembers that crap. Rondo knocked his teeth out and should have been tossed for that.

As a Syracuse alum I have only one suggestion: LAURIE FINE. I still have nightmares of that illustration of her face in the middle of the SU pregame circle. (shivers!)

Jordan just appreciates the ability carry more stuff, I mean he carried the likes of Randy Brown, Darrell Walker, Jud Buechler and Dickey Simpkins to championships....

Thanks for this post. The credibility of announcers, or lack of, astounds me. How am I supposed to care what Matt Millen has to say after what he did to Detroit as a GM? As a Chicagoan, why should I care about what Stacey King has to say about weak side help defense? The only way Bulls defensive guru Johnny Bach could…

Trent Dilfer just spewed out a few token good words about Cutler on "Monday Night Countdown." None of his colleagues reacted to the thoughts. Deadspin, you've done good — you actually affected the ESPN broadcast. Maybe those ass clowns in Bristol should listen a little more.

But Tom Jackson works for ESPN where journalism reins supreme and everything is fair and balanced! Or is that some other cable channel?

Gawker-style headline over substance. :-(

Ha. This entry is titled: "Phoning it in for a quick post while my mind is on the Thanksgiving holiday..." Happens to the best of us. I'm sure, under that criteria my reply has a mistake or two....b/c I'm thinking turkey!

The record certainly doesn't need to be celebrated. But it definitely merits a mention and recognition— as Barry's piece did — for what it truly is. It's both gaming the system and the shining example of the system working, for better or worse.

DePaul will eventually be part of whatever conference is left when all the football schools kick Marquette, Nova, Georgetown, etc. to the curb. Better to be allied with those schools. The funny thing is DePaul kids won't go to the United Center, either. If the arena isn't in Lincoln Park are a few brown line stops…

Bill Belichick just really, really believes in HIPAA. Can you fault him for that?

Really...a Nintendo fanboy complaining about other company's vaporware? That's funny. Now excuse me, I'm going to play some games on my SNES CD.

"Visual diarrhea?" I guess that's better than tactile or aural. But were you sliding into first when your pants were going to burst?

Sounds like they played it safe and satiated their fan base. How Call of Duty of them!

As a Chicagoan, I need to know — Can the burritos of today satisfy as well as the burritos of the past, especially as we have entered an era of Sriracha and other hot sauces. Can there be valid comparisons?

I guess the only way we'll really know is if Heimdall shows up and he's black and looks like Idris Elba.