I would spend hours holding down that button....and just watching the calming roast take place.

Ahhh hmm I wonder if there is one in the works. *codes a dick jiggle slider* haha

http://store.steampowered.com/app/296470/

http://store.steampowered.com/app/296470/

You should try Mount Your Friends!
With it's piercing nipples, and sweet cock physics, it sounds like it's right up your alley!

Ron Swancid

FUCKING THIS. OMG The entire time I was like "What a weird duck outfit. I wonder what it means?" I grew up so confused. lol

There is no way that this slut Snow is prepped for combat. Not like this! Same thing for Tidus, Jecht and Vaan all fighting while their nipples and rippling abs are exposed! Fuck you Tetsuya Nomura and Yoshitaka Amano for sexualizing your entire franchise. Thanks!

JECHT, YOU SLUT.

I guess Vaan is a stripper too.

Tidus is showing his cleavage. Is there a problem with this too?

Uh no that's completely not like this at all. That's okay, we'll just go with you never played it and have zero grasp on the narrative as a whole. Good day.

Actually they are not, considering that they share separate ideologies. And in fact fought each other on 2 ocassions. :) You can't say you are the same exact person as your father can you? There are always differences, on top of being different individuals entirely.

Also to add to that, the codename "Snake" is essentially a ranking system as well. :)

ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR YOU. People can't seem to ever understand that. Then they want to blame Kojima for not "making a cohesive story". Maybe if you paid more attention, you can figure out this little detail. Hell even beating the game, gives you a fucking animal codename. lol

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE SUPER SMASH SIS.? Yet another example of the patriarchy holding down women. This is a poor representation of women in video games. We need an article of complaining, right now. Come on Kotaku and Polygon!

Breaking News: Square Enix has clarified that the SaGa franchise return is actually just going to be a re-release of a PS1 game on PS4 with updated iOS graphics like Final Fantasy 6. Price will be $15.99.

Seriously. Fuck Squeenix. They take pleasure in infuriating their fans.

FF6 Fans must cry in unison. This is never going to happen. :/ All I wanted was a DS style remake of FF6. *sigh*

LOL IN COMIC SANS. Bravo!

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS!?