Nothing says “Football World Cup competition” quite like the Fiat Panda Italia ‘90:

They make two vehicles, and they are just asking to become a new animated feature

Tyler, thank you for your sensible, not sensationalist, reporting!

Dammit, Chrysler! You had one shot. One opportunity.

Torchinsky - I have a master’s in advertising, and my thesis was on brand identity.

Chelsea. They won the league at a canter last year.

You, dear readers, all have terrible taste.

Art Vandalayism

In 1987, one could not buy an F-Type, however, so we’ll forgive people in the past for not buying one. But you could buy a Mercedes SL, and you could buy a BMW 635 CSi.

Whiplash?

He parodies himself. You don’t even need to write jokes about him, the comedy is just there.

Here’s a unicorn-level Passat Wagon with a W8 engine and a manual transmission with just 41.7k miles for $13k. This one will take some beating, I think I want to buy it myself!

IT’S ALSO CALLED CROSSY ROAD.

Porsche drivers are strange bunch when it comes to towing. I have seen one of these 944 combos in the flesh.

My dad (and therefore we) had one of those in his long line of shitty company cars in the 1980s. It was shitty, but as a kid I thought the dash/steering wheel were really cool. Actually it still looks decent from a styling POV.

Until I saw the pictures I was momentarily confused that you might be writing about this GTA, which would be a steal at $2500

It’s a Spex Elf.

Was always irrationally annoyed at the square trailing door edge.

I’ll just leave this here