I read this at a very impressionable age. It made me question just about everything I was raised to believe.

This pretty much sums it up for me:

Yeah...I hate my job.

You had me at Embiggening...

“Recycled food. It’s good for the environment and OK for you.”

hitchBOT, the Dark Side.

The droid at the door, beeping the theme from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly was a nice little treat!

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...

And the Webby for best headline goes to....

It would be SO refreshing to have (The) Batman return to his detective roots, something that has been sorely missing from the franchise. He IS a detective, dammit. He even got his start in Detective Comics (where he was indeed called THE Batman)! Bring back the Dark! Bring back the detective!

This taught me that I could be MORE.

Give me something more along these lines. This new one and the tumbler have a real, thick militaristic look to them. When I think of Batman, I don’t think military. I think intelligence and style.

Wait. There’s no orgy here? On to the next post...

obviously spaghettified.

Beatrix Kiddo. Man, that gal could fly!

I’ll just leave this right here for ya. Certainly a top contender.

Yeah. Everything weird eventually becomes normal.

unseen flaw. no big deal. it’ll work itself out.