Ackbar should have lived and been the one to stay behind and kamikaze the ship, saying something like “I’ve got you all trapped now”. OT legend and you kill him off-screen for a pointless misdirection twist? Laura Dern is a fine actress and all, but that whole mutiny subplot was ridiculous.

With respect, I think we can reduce it down to the principle that psychological projection is a hell of a drug.

What are the future Roy Moores going to molest if there aren’t any babies being born? She has a vested interest in this.

I don’t think they believe Doug Jones wants to kill all babies, so much as they want to make Alabama voters believe it.

Shit, well, now who is Trump going to root for in the Olympics?

Technically legal is the best kind of legal.

(Unless the kid’s been kicking your chair the whole time;in that case,leave the lil bastard).

Funny how the crash position has changed over the years. There was enough seat pitch in the past that THIS was the crash position for everyone on the plane.

Steel columns meant to come down clearly in place. 

Tire pressure was off .5 psi, should have used a digital gauge.

Am I doing it right?

Bitcoin isn’t real?

as a current or former member of government ( at any level ) he should be serving the maximum for any law broken period.

Wait, you mean people that actually believe what is obviously bronze-age mythology sprinkled with a healthy does of fear of the “other” throughout all its teachings aren’t gonna have the most nuanced views on race?

Church goers are racist hypocrites. What a shock!

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

They are japanese, at least it wasn’t “Super Fun Time Big Bang”

To be fair, the chance of a driver side front overlap is much higher than a passenger side front overlap.

Former MINI owner, can confirm.

The Italian tuneup is also known to work on more than just Italian cars, of course.

“none of the all-seeing crime-prevention devices happened to flag a man who brought 10 automatic weapons with him to the Strip.”