What baffles me even more is the white bread and mayonnaise eating motherfuckers that think someone like Bannon and his boy Don really give a fuck about them? I don’t think rich people are really looking out for me, even if they agree with me on some politics. You gotta be a special kinda stupid to believe Bannon…

Maybe it wasn’t Dolores, but Mulva that burned up?

The story is, when Disney bought Star Wars, Lucas supplied a treatment for new movies, but they ignored it completely. “Thanks George, here’s four billion dollars, don’t let the door hit ya where the Force split ya.”

After all this guy’s lying, I think it’s safe to say that nobody should ever believe a single word coming out of his mouth. Literally everything he’s claimed so far has proven to be lies. What he offers now is undoubtedly just more lies, in yet another pathetic attempt to save his own hide somehow.

For the record, changing your story every five days only works for presidential elections and not murder charges. Maybe he should shout, “Fake Evidence!” during the trial.

Glad to see I’m not the only one for whom that little tidbit raised mile-high red flags.

“I put a rope around her feet to drag her out.” In the process, her socks and stockings came off.

*Low hanging fruit* Now if he was offering children a sample of his 6 incher, everything would have been fine. *Low hanging fruit*

If Audi was making these droids they’d probably all roll out with the same DIN and they wouldn’t know why.

And odds are very good that the thought, “I’m getting BJs from groupies in the same building that Steven Tyler and Joe Perry got BJs from groupies in!” never fails to put a smile on Joel’s face either.

In a video filled with unexpected twists and bizarre behavior, the absolute most shocking aspect of the video is that our co-star is drinking a Lagunitas IPA and not a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

So, we’ve discovered the least gruesome deaths of the entire American Civil War.

The dogs provided it for themselves in an effort to stand out in a highly competitive market. Way to take the initiative!

What are you, a commie? This is a case of the Free Market recognizing a lack of blue dogs and providing them.

“That’s nothing. I once paid for an entire hotel room, you understand, this great, beautiful suite in Moscow — one of the very best suites I’ve been in and I’ve been in amazing places, that I can tell you — and there were two women there with urine running out of their...whatever all over this bed. A lot of people…

Why do Russian agents break into America and rearrange the presidents?

“In a move that is not a complete surprise, he looked directly at the sun without any glasses.”

Fucking moron.

Porsche 911, the seamonkey of sports cars.

He’s an Inspiron to us all