UAW always looking out for their members and bargaining in good faith. These bribes from a company official surely had nothing to do with how this person represents all those hardworking people on the shop floor or anything.

I thought she played a great spy before...

Way back in the day I seem to remember a few races ending under caution. Maybe not as exciting, but it worked.

If you use a retractable leash you are a dickhead. This is a fact that will anger many people, but you are dickheads.

Another danger of retractables: You’re holding a plastic handle, and if your dog weighs more than 30 lbs and decides to take off, that handle can be ripped out of your grip. With a classic leash, you have a loop to put around your wrist.

Asking all the nurses what they think about his title “The Zombie Dead.” None of them like it, but in the final scene of the show, he’ll get out of his bed, begin walking and realize WALKING is the word he needs to make it work.

“But I thought they were all old, racist dingbats. Which one is it?”

Sessions was the first sitting senator to endorse Trump. He’s been on the Trump train since day one. He’s eagerly investigating all of Trump’s delusional voter fraud fantasies and doing his level best to enact Trump’s horrifying racial agenda on immigration, police oversight, and drug laws.

So Jeff Sessions takes the job, gets into the job, recuses himself. I then have — which, frankly, I think is very unfair to the president.

He wants him to adopt Ivanka so she’s not his daughter any more.

I buy my bolts from the Home Depot. I also only buy the steel ones because GM says steel is stronger than aluminum.

They always seem to imagine that the closer they edge to Republican policy positions

She’s not nominated because she wasn’t eligible this year.

Turn signals. They should be amber. Always. Never red.

What REALLY bakes my noodle is that the Germans actually go out of their way to make US/Canada-specific taillights with red directionals when the ones they use in Europe (with ambers) would be completely compliant in the US.

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

I really like the cars and coffee edition

We don’t have to buy it, it was kind of foisted on us against our will.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

While I have no issue with the Dems moving further left, I don’t advise giving nutbars like the greens a seat at the table. They proved this past election they are worthless and have really stupid ideas for candidates.