it’s like that crazy ex-girlfriend. terrible for you, terrible for your wallet, terrible for your car, but oh so much fun.

WD-40 is NOT a lubricant. When will people figure this out. Go buy some white lithium or silicone based spray nonsense if you want to lubricate something.

I don’t think Dems want to do those things. I mean, they will do them when it is politically convenient to do so, but they aren’t going to stake out ground and actually put themselves on the line for it.

A Model S running into a highway barrier near Texas, after it failed to recognize the roadway and merge into another lane.

Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.

It’s not lying about your termination, it’s simply disrupting the hiring process.

This feels like an “everyone is wrong” situation.

It is, however, your fault for equating a deeply flawed Clinton with Trump, the literal worst possible offering at every level, by every metric. And your fault for your (clearly) undeserved sense of moral superiority in contributing to his election.

I find NASCAR’s continued efforts to keep me from watching them ever again to be amusing.

I don’t care for Duke or Allen, but that play is exactly nothing like the intentional trips he made earlier in the season. Come on.

Yeah, it’s not like we’re currently watching a rift form in the federal government between those who follow the Constitution/rule of law and those that blindly do whatever the orange President tells them to. Nothing bigger going on at all, no sirree, just anothern random, isolated incident. . .

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

A Jalopnik reader as CEO of BMW would be awesome! I mean. High powered wagons that only came with manuals! They would sell out of them, put so many people to work, all the people.

Yes, but their plan to stop making crossovers and only offer manual cars will inevitably drive to company to the ground, despite being applauded by a bunch of nostalgic enthusiasts.

This is a great example of why unions fell out of favor over the 20th century: too often, they cozy up to big business and exist primarily for enriching their leaders at the expense of the workers whom they are supposed to represent.

Russia makes statement designed to erode trust in American institutions

Did you get this from the book of Alternate Facts?

It must be fun to make outlandish assumptions about strangers that you’ve never met and know nothing about and then make condemnatory statements about them that you would only ever make from the safety of being behind your computer.

“Here’s 12 Things That Russia is Blackmailing Trump With - Number 8 Will Leave You Speechless!!!!1!”