It is, however, your fault for equating a deeply flawed Clinton with Trump, the literal worst possible offering at every level, by every metric. And your fault for your (clearly) undeserved sense of moral superiority in contributing to his election.

Vending machines. For elementary schools.

I find NASCAR’s continued efforts to keep me from watching them ever again to be amusing.

I don’t care for Duke or Allen, but that play is exactly nothing like the intentional trips he made earlier in the season. Come on.

“And the tendency of the private utility companies that run the plants to store the partially-spent fuel rods by the hundreds in tanks that were designed to hold dozens of rods instead.”

Yeah, it’s not like we’re currently watching a rift form in the federal government between those who follow the Constitution/rule of law and those that blindly do whatever the orange President tells them to. Nothing bigger going on at all, no sirree, just anothern random, isolated incident. . .

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

A Jalopnik reader as CEO of BMW would be awesome! I mean. High powered wagons that only came with manuals! They would sell out of them, put so many people to work, all the people.

Yes, but their plan to stop making crossovers and only offer manual cars will inevitably drive to company to the ground, despite being applauded by a bunch of nostalgic enthusiasts.

This is a great example of why unions fell out of favor over the 20th century: too often, they cozy up to big business and exist primarily for enriching their leaders at the expense of the workers whom they are supposed to represent.

Russia makes statement designed to erode trust in American institutions

Did you get this from the book of Alternate Facts?

Right. Because 8 years ago conservatives did not protest when Obama was elected. Oh wait...

I know you dumb fucks are upset that we see that you are dumb fucks, and we think that you are dumb fucks, and we call you dumb fucks, and we don’t agree to validate your ignorance and coddle your prejudice, and some people think we’re not supposed to call you dumb fucks “dumb fucks” anymore, but I’m old school. You…

If Trump hadn’t effectively campaigned on division, I’d think you had a point. As it is... meh.

1) Solid argument about Democrats being babies. The “I know you are but what am I” strategy.

All you and your administration had to do was act Presidential for one fucking day. One day, on YOUR Inauguration day, and you couldn’t even pull that off.....but at least you and the First Lady covered it up really well by showing how overwhelmingly happy you both were.  

This meshes perfectly with Assange being, at best, a useful idiot for Putin and at worst, an actual agent of the FSB. Regardless of who won the election, it was always in Putin’s interests to undermine the winner. His interest is in weakening US democracy and standing in the world so it was only a matter of time…

Also, this is Trump (and his supporters’) most fundamental misunderstanding - he no longer is a private citizen. Everything he does, he does with the full weight of the US military, treasury, healthcare system, etc behind it. This is why he shouldn’t be allowed to hold massive business interests, especially outside…

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!