just like diet coke and mentos, except, you know, with our lives.

I count my lucky stars that I got my A3 TDI just weeks before the scandal broke, allowing me to reap the benefits of driving a car at a HIGHLY subsidized cost of ownership for the last 2 years.

“The Rims are pretty decent, put on some steel wheels and return it”

Did the damage to the i3 improve the overall look of the vehicle?

That Subaru, especially its exhaust, is...Impreza-ive.

Translated by my co-worker (son of Russian immigrants to America, not a joke)

That door opened 240 years ago.

It’s the system, but it’s not what people think the system is. This is in fact the moment for which the electoral college was designed - a group of wise men will see that the great unwashed were taken in by an unfit demagogue, and make a different choice. It’s a grim historical irony that we’re in this moment because…

Build a wall! A great wall!

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

A lot of job applications now ask for a desired salary, that’s probably the anchoring point in reality. Companies use that as the ceiling for their offer. I once put a number down got an offer below my number but I countered for a salary higher than my original number. The hiring manager emailed me basically calling…

as of this very moment, i think president circus peanut intends to fuck at least 64,469,963 of us from the oval office.

Well, Internet bullying is her pet cause and I guess she’s diving right in.

Raising the minimum wage does not “stimulate growth.” If you raise the cost of labor artificially, people buy less labor. That means higher unemployment (and inflation, as all organizations must raise their prices to compensate for the wage increase). There is no magical growth that is stimulated.

I, for one, am shocked (SHOCKED) that this has occurred.

Remember that group that made the mannequin challenge and didn’t think their group’s version was the obvious best one yet?

i built an lego replica of his yard

agreed. I have a race car. I have a race trailer. I pay to store it a couple miles from the house so that I don’t have that eye sore sitting in front of my [neighborhood] property.

I’d murder Jesus cause that’s what started all this shi...wait.