Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

Illegally parked cars at airports are fair game for immediate towing.

But, he had his 4-ways on! You’re allowed to park anywhere if you turn on your 4-ways!

I’m not selling my dumb organs! There is nothing dumb about a Hammond B-3, and besides it wouldn’t get me enough to buy this car anyway.

Ummm, it is possible that they discussed this, you know, together, like some couples have been known to do. They could have discussed things like heywhat pointed out, or that he is in a position battle and skipping out on camp is probably a bad idea. Maybe they came to one of those newfangled “compromises” or…

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Wait a minute, you have had strangers reach out to touch your hair? Without asking (don't get me wrong, asking is some insolent shit, but what?)

You have to understand that people with money always finance cars when the interest rates are low. Anyone with excellent credit can get sub 2% auto loans right now so you take the cash you would spend on the car and invest it. Past years would have returned 5-12%/yr on that money in reasonable investments.

So what they are saying is that if you can fill it up without using a hydrant... game on.

Well, I for one am shocked. I didn’t think we would hear a single story about anything being too secure in Rio this month.

Why that was horrible!...., the video guy POINTED DOWN the camera at the best part!.

It should have had a rotary. Then it would be safe in the garage not running and in a million pieces. My RX7 has never been in a wreck!

It wouldn’t surprise me if he was retired now and doesn’t know it yet.

I am prepared to be flamed.

It’s not the speed that kills you it’s the stopping bit. The rolling car dumped the kinetic energy over a long period of time.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Being into young guys is one thing (and depending on where it happened, not legal).

Having worked at a dealership, I hope you’re all okay with this because I guarantee any new car you’ve bought has been treated like this or worse by the lot porters.

If this guy wanted to have fun with the car this isn’t what he’d be doing. And you think a GM tech doesn’t know about the camera and valet mode? This is…

I don't know if you're in the US, but if you are, then consumer protection laws protect your warranty regardless of who does the work, provided you can prove you used the right oil, fluids, etc.

Did you ever watch Ground Force? That was without a doubt my favorite home show ever. Delightful!