As a Canadian, I have to ask... where can I get the American version of these games that are mind controlling people to go on shooting sprees? Because our versions don't seem to be having this effect up here.

I jumped at the end. :(

Fuck yeah.

I guess that makes you

The tricky thing about sarcasm in text is you have to be mildly competent to pick up on it when it's done well. This was done well. Unfortunately not everyone picked up on it anyway.

Woooooshhhh