Two of my male married coworkers lives like this. They are not allowed to do or buy anything for themselves. It’s not just games either it is food (they bring wife prepared lunches). It is also activities, they have to sit next to their wives on the couch and watch reality TV. It is very sad.

More content isn’t always better. There are plenty of games with a ton of content but the game itself sucks. I’ll take a game with fantastic gameplay but less content any day over one with a ton of content but boring gameplay. When a game is damn good, people have no issue playing only a few gametypes or only a few…

I do know one couple this bad. Wife only lets her husband out with us once every 6 months and even then, sometimes he has to cancel because of wife aggro. That is just a small portion of his everlasting sadness.

because its satire...

It is exactly that. Unfunny and sad.

Do people find the manchild-husband/ballbreaking-wife dynamic funny? It always seems lame, as a comedy bit. As a personal arrangement it just seems...sad.

I’m in my 30's and remember playing a Call of Duty game with my nephew and niece ages 11 and 9 at the time. They lit me the fuck up and that’s when I knew I was officially old. Little bastards.

Oh, no you can totally have one harmony orb and one discord orb up at the same time. I just threw that it in there for the sake of completeness.

Zen + Trob is your best bet. Grt Zenyatta to pick up an armor and his shields effectively become armor. Since shields depleted BEFORE armor and armor effects all incomming damage as long as it is active.

I had a lot of fun with Zarya, she just doesn’t fit my play-style.

Since launch I’ve been alternating between Junkrat and Pharah, but now that I’m more than comfortable with both I’ve started playing around with D.va and willl likely move on to either Reaper or Mei next. My loose goal is to eventually be able to hold…

How about letting him up his speed if he's healing a faster player? He still has to keep LoS so he won't just become a Genji with orbs.

great I’ll try this

But too squishy for anything else, really. Lower HPS than Mercy (30HPS vs 50), orbs have travel time, no self health recovery, no disengage when being jumped on and very low health which gets you killed by a body shot from Widowmaker.

support actions need to be worth more points that would fix play of the game

As a serious response to a silly article, it’s most likely just a mechanism jam... easiest way to get it open will be to use the old “straightened out paperclip in the little ejecty hole above the open button” method.

Had a Mercy with 35% revive rate. As in resurrected 35% of all the deaths our team had. Pretty impressive.

I had a Mercy game last night that I don’t think I’ll ever manage to beat. Just flying from character to character whilst healing to avoid all the enemies trying to kill the healer first, and in the end doing 12k healing plus 18 revives, which on at least two occasions prevented defeat.

I’m hoping for novelty bow ties, personally.

Watch Overwatch’s shtick be like, shoes instead.