Don’t worry, by the time the thing is released there will be cyber augments for your eyes so you can read comfortably on that screen.

See? This is what happens when you divert money from athletics to unnecessary programs like music and art!

Then the NFLPA would argue CBA only calls for a max of 6 games. Suspension reduced to 5 games served.

I’ve printed and framed this comment, because it is the worst joke ever told.

Is arming the officials the right answer, though? Things could get really Messi.

Blowing one’s dick up and getting sucked off an airplane probably isn’t as sexy as it sounds.

Oh, that’s just great. Now the TSA will want to ban laptops, or start making you turn them on at the airport, or transport them in special bomb-proof containers, or probably all three. Thanks, Somalia.

Or ‘terrorist’...

Some believe that the terrorist act was connected to an Islamic group known as al-Shabaab.

Love that he's the only one who died. More terrorists should aspire to his example.

“Islamic group known as al-Shabaab”

I don’t want “fun” football full of pretty scoring plays that make advertisers happy, but a 7-6 defensive struggle/bloodbath/slugfest/war of attrition.

I desperately want Bungie to return to a paid expansion model instead of them eking on by with microtransactions. With Destiny 2 delayed, I’m not sure if Bungie has a roadmap anymore for the rest of the year.

None of this will fix why that game is broken, it already plays fine. damn near perfection in the gameplay department. But it has zero content add a god damn expansion you bastards!

Maybe I’m old school, but I absolutely detest video journalism. Nothing against your attempt, Mr. Klepek, but I believe it to be an evolution the needs to be un-Darwined. I enjoy Kotaku because it’s one of the few geek sites that still write way more often than they make a video. I would’ve loved to read the article,…

Its existence has not been illegal since 1984's Sony v. Universal Studios.

That language is nonsense garbage. An NFL broadcast is subject to U.S. copyright law, period.

Nope, Turns Out Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts Is Not Better With A Mouse & Keyboard