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My bad. They were cheating before the title season, stopped cheating for just that one season to win the national championship strictly on the up and up, then went right back to cheating for the rest of the decade. What uncanny good fortune!

It looks... adorable.

There's a somewhat long (30 years or so) tradition of bringing random inflatables to matches at some European clubs. It's not always a a racist act - Manchester City occasionally has inflatable bananas as a tribute to former player Imre Varadi (the announcers would butcher his last name and it eventually became Imre

he scored a much needed goal. His celebration certainly wasn't excessive. Get off it.

Can we all just appreciate, for a moment, the genius that is Jason Schreier's opening sentences to Destiny articles??

and Balo is successful 93% of the time. He was the right man for the job.

M.E. We wanted the Weekly Heroics to be a challenge that pushed you and your buddies, but what we observed was that these strikes don't demand the same cooperation of a cohesive pre-made group. The overwhelming community response was such that many players didn't have the numbers on their friends list to experience

Yeah... I LIKE soloing these. It's more of a challenge and i enjoyed that. Oh well, yet another reason to stop playing.

If that was my cat, one of his claws would get stuck in my face. Which would only piss him off more.

If that gif lasted 1 sec more:

You only have yourself to blame when your daughter marries a short fat dude who follows her around all the time.

Created an account just to write this.

I'm thinking that your appeal to common sense isn't going to land when directed at a Russian guy throwing raw meat out his window to a bear while simultaneously attempting to perform some sort of backwards high-five with the bear's huge mammal-killing claws.

meth is never the answer.

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Don't forget the end of the Watford/Leicester playoff semi two years ago, possibly the most ridiculous ending to a soccer game there's ever been (and I say that as a Man City fan who got a pretty crazy finish one year earlier).

You should ask ManU and Liverpool about having things "all but wrapped up."

Oh let us please witness the idiocy and arrogance of confidently predicting highly complex events many months in advance by singling out a few facts that appear to be in favor of your prediction when you know the number of factors that could possibly affect the outcome is unknown and more likely closer to infinite

Kev? You know there are almost four months left in the season and only about 60% of the games have been played?

15 matches left in the league, and a crowded fixture list coming up...But naw, congrats on taking the title, Chelsea!

Deadspin is a funny blog, but damn, their writing is garbage. City came back from seven points behind with six games to go last season and you're still counting them out? Even when they have Yaya Toure and Bony to return? I feel bad.