Rage sounds the same in any language. Except German, then everything sounds like rage.

I've got to quit watching this because it just keeps cracking me up and my coworkers are starting to stare.

Everytime I here that "pull a trigger" argument I want to pull my hair out. I was in the Marine infantry for four years, as my knees and back can attest. You carry heavy loads, endure extreme conditions, handle very unfriendly gear and weapons in the worst situations imaginable. There cannot be a double standard on a…

"Caught"? Doesn't "caught" imply that they were trying not to be seen?

Poor bastard blew through five dollars in quarters just to get that stupid milk can.

So what you're trying to tell me is that the only way to win is to not play ?

There are far to many stupid Americans on this site who know very little about football. Robben is a truly extraordinary player

when defenders start tackling him without fouling him...

Ah the casual racism of Australia. You really do need to experience it to believe it.

that gif is worthless.

I'd say most Southerners are also very aware of this and the right way vs the wrong way to say this. I'd chuck this up to Sapp's ego

[Warren Sapp checks account balance]

Yet here you are, posting on Deadspin and likely getting paid to do so.

Wow! Really? Let me ask it more simply for you - why have we attached legal ramifications to what is a social/religious custom? What purpose does attaching legal ramifications achieve?

Everybody misses the real question: why is the government involved in the marriage of anybody in the first place?

Driving that fast, weaving like that in traffic, and endangering the lives of those around automatically makes them all douches.

If Qatar tries to bid on the Winter Games, my understanding is that it would be backed by its Free Labour party.

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

Qatar?