Now we know why Donald Sterling wasn't at the Clippers game.

Oh for fuck's sake. Sheep and children are not the same thing.

Don't ever go to Afghanistan.

I was on the blue line in Chicago, and a mom got on with her toddler son. She gave the kid a Slim Jim to eat. Not gross in and of itself - but after the kid was finished eating the Slim Jim, the mom sucked the Slim Jim grease off of each and every one of his fingers. That was the gross part.

I am currently undergoing sexual assault charges I brought about on my ex boyfriend. We lived together for 2 years. Had consensual sex during the relationship. But when I said no, he didn't listen. And the DA never considers not taking my case because we had been sexually involved before. That's just wildly incorrect.

That kid got lucky, as the brave hero was merely trying to "restore order" by injuring the students. If he had actually "feared for his safety" he would have shot her fourteen times, along with the school mascot who appeared to "lunge at him" in a "threatening manner".

2:49 is still a stupid good marathon time.

I just read "beer gel" and had to go brush my tongue

Seriously, just blow the whole fucking thing up.

He wasn't drunk, he was a "normal" Red Sox fan.

Still my preferred method.

Since the real issue here is clearly our fight coverage rather than corners, a doctor, and a referee showing that they literally don't care if a fighter lives or dies, I'll just say that you, and anyone else determined to go down stanning, can always get the kind of fair and balanced coverage you're looking for from…

Was anyone arrested for assault? So much for the "cops aren't above the law" garbage.

This is the best innovation in televised sports since the Fox Box.

I'm an alumni of Phi Tau as well... and jesus, this is absolutely fucking horrifying.

Jeezus Fucking A Christ......I am an alumni of this Fraternity. Please recognize that this is a national organization and that the culture of each chapter differs greatly from school to school. So don't view this chapter's idiocy as being indicative of the entire organization. I belong to several Facebook alumni…

sssshhhhhhh... you are seeing a circle jerk forming in the wild... don't say anything or you will disrupt it...

Do you know how many attorneys are friends with judges? (I mean "you" in the abstract, btw). Especially in a small legal community, everyone knows the judges. I am a really young lawyer in my town, relatively speaking, and I know probably 10 of the judges on a first name basis (and the rest from just seeing them all…

What a fucking brat (unless he's a special needs child then "God Bless").