“And, while it appears Russian forces are fighting in Eastern Ukraine, we also do not believe there was any knowledge or wrongdoing by Vladimir Putin.”

Loophole for a select few to download it again:

Oh ho! It’s all starting to make sense. The second PT is scoured from the stores, PS4s with it installed pop up for exorbitant prices on ebay. Coincidence? I think not. Are we just supposed to believe that Sony who owns both of these things ISN’T selling these marked up PS4s themselves just to raise money to keep…

I think the sleeping bag kill from Jason x does it better, simply because of the amount of times he slams the bags around. That and the final slam always made me giggle.

What about when the guy was tied to a tree by a band on his head and Jason kept tighening it until it crushed his skull. That one would have been cool....

What Shaows said.

My personal fave was from the one where he went to New York. He upper cutted a guy and his head flew off and then rolled off the roof into a dumpster

The belt-around-the-tree-and-eyes kill in part 5 still skeeves me out.

Jason X, in the simulation. THAT is the best ever. I STILL laugh at that to this day lol.

I get the impression that htis is directly inspired by the Sleeping Bag kill, but changed to be ablet to work in any environment without Jason magicallly summoning a sleeping bag and tree to beat his opponent against.

Ahhh... Jason takes Manhattan. Hot rock kill. Spear gun with liver attached kill. One punch kill. Boombox kick. A young Kelly Hu.

So we have Bald Will Smith, Harley Quinn, Katana, 2 zombies, the Frankenstein monster, and 3 generic white dudes.

is it the same though? I’d rather use a sword than having to stick my entire arm in a pig’s ass to pull its guts out...

Yo dawg, I heard you like Pursuers, so I gave the Pursuer some pursuers so it can pursue you while it Pursues.

Tss tss, Vampire the Mascarade did it first. A Vampire werewolf is called an Abomination.

I cringe so hard every time I see ads for that movie. It reeks so much of “out-of-touch Hollywood execs want a movie about ‘what the kids are saying these days’” that I can’t fucking stand it. I cannot even, to quote the probable title of the next big horror hit.

Wow that doesn’t look at all like it’s going to be complete shit. I kind of want to watch it to laugh at it but I don’t want money to go to it.

Thanks for the idea... jk

GTA online demands trolling of this type. I just hope it doesn’t get so out of control that people learn quickly. I expect youtube videos of people leaving these around and watching the uninformed try to get into them.

Exactly my first thought.