Because Wasabi Ginger was the only fucking one that tasted good, you washed up failure of a snack connoisseur!!! The Bacon Chedder Mac just tasted like cheddar for 99% and then you get the slightest hint of a bacon a minute later. While not every single Wasabi chip was special, when you got the one with the right…

Ability nerfed in 3...2... 1...

They should've picked the Jean Reno Doraemon. The whole damn planet would've converted to Buddhism.

That's totally a Godzilla referenced enemy.

Iwo Jima? Gojira? The End?

Without Goku, Pilaf would have been invincible. When that inevitably wasn't enough for him to rule Earth he would have ressurected Piccolo who would promptly wipe out the Red Ribbon Army and all noteworthy fighters. He would stay ruler until Frieza dominated the Galaxy, and eventually wiped out Earth. The end.

Did someone say Nobunagun? Oh, just Nobunaga with a gun. Never mind then.

Had Randy Johnson been pitching, this ending would have been way worse.

The true original!

Good thing they don't keep blacklights in hospital rooms.

I was honestly kind of making fun of how much they twist her spine in the game. Obviously it's a super-unrealistic exaggeration!

Zura?!

Super messy, don't have Photoshop on me at the moment.

Nah. She's just not on her stand. Here's what she'll look like on display.

She's supposed to be doing some sort of break-dance move but that one always looked weird to me.

Okami's Sakuya, jus lettin it all hang out.