Unless they’re changing the cutscene or adding a special reward, isn’t it kind of pointless now?

Careful now, you never know what random whackjob you insult online will randomly track you down.

Apparently you’ve never seen Meg Turney’s multiple underwear photo-shoots.

The power of Meg’s tits compelled him.

Really? I couldn’t just make a class with the shovel and throwing knives, only set the Recon Plane as a scorestreak, and just play the game normally till I hit Master Prestige? It’s that hard, is it?

Not really as impressive as it sounds, he’s still leveling up via kills. Now if he hit Master Prestige by only getting objective points and no kills then that would be impressive.

Yeah, this was not one of the times to play the race card. Unless you (Davis) can prove that it was a trick coin, you lost the coin toss you agreed to fair and square. STFU and live with it.

And Ubisoft kills any remaining interest people had in The Division.

But that won’t get them the precious clicks their Mexican-American Overlords demand.

I could swear I’ve seen that sheep in another game or show before.

Ignore “therealhonesttruth”, it’s just a spam bot. Your thermal concern it valid, but I would be more worried that some elder person would mistake it for a working unit and pour water into it.

She’s basically a mech-piloting succubus.

The girls become the control panel and then the robots display their personality, so it’s like two fetuses having sex inside of a pregnant woman.

“Just get into the fucking robot, which is also me, Darling!”

Also:

“There were some things that I obviously didn’t want to do — like I don’t know any human being that would want to be chased by bulls or be blindfolded — that sucks — or drink [their] own pee.

Meth addicts are getting desperate these days.

I feel like we all lost The Game.

I love how this looks like Graham is flipping Brady off at the same time as the tackle.