My mom’s 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee hit 250k before the steering column and gear shift degraded to the point of no return.

So you’re saying there’s a lot full of free cars out there.

Sarcastic rebuttal.

Did you get a cool hat for being summoned as the invader?

I wasn’t referring to Kotaku being the only cause. A lot of gaming media sites will either collaborate together to post information about a certain topic within the same period of time, or watch their competition to see what articles have been posted and immediately rush to get their own version up to get in on the…

You sure it’s not due to the immediate C&D letters sent to said fan projects after coverage such as this one is made?

Wait, you can eat food in GTA online? How do you store and access it?

The answer is simple: Joseph enjoyed being a cuck, and he avoided anything that would take away that feeling.

Are the Freelancers really supporting him, or do they just care about getting paid? I assume this was another video-for-pay for them.

Yeah, but those products actually have Quality Control behind them (most of the time).

Yeah Acer is a Taiwanese brand, which China claims as part of their territory.

They should have just rebooted Eva with Godzilla taking Shinji’s part, although that would have made the Shinji/Asuka hospital scene into a completely different movie.

That’s one cheaply made monitor. Oh wait, China, I forgot.

Did they add an ultimate OHK long/short range weapon to Infinite like they did with BLOPS3? Cause the Supply Drop-only Crossbow is that; it gets a bayonet for close range knife kills and the bolts can be modified to be fired in a pitchfork spread, instantly killing you if it even grazes your foot. You don’t even need…

Actually one of the 10 is a demon chick whose “clothing” is actually just her powers covering her.

This:

How the hell does Rin-ne keep getting more seasons? It’s like a homeless person’s Inuyasha, and Inuyasha was pretty poor as well.

Goddammit, Nintendo.

Probably licensing issues with Mako’s estate.

Probably licensing issues with Mako’s estate.