I like it if the new car is actually similar to the old one. Not necessarily in styling, but in spirit. It’s got to be a similar type of vehicle.

Her energy was infectious. You watch the pure joy radiating from her behind the wheel and it makes you want to give everything up and become a race car driver, because being a race car driver is clearly the most fun any human being can have.

I need to change clothes today.  I need my Fuck Cancer shirt.  Because Fuck Cancer.

They have GOT to name a corner after her....... 

Easily the hardest CP of all time.

If it weren’t for PB Blaster, I’d have to walk to the store.

They got the idea from someone else.

Because in most places around the country, late November is winter.  The fall occasion is Halloween.

OK, that made me laugh.

It’s the new option package: Tesla Model Y-isitsowindy.

Well yeah she did it for attention, just like literally everything else she does.

I think the trailer behind the Discovery held an aluminum boat - there’s an outboard motor just lying behind it. It’s astonishing that it just melted away. 

I just want a current-gen version of the original Driver minus the ‘no fun allowed’ timer, shitty handling, and borderline psychic police. And am willing to do some serious slumming to service that need.

Here you go. $25k, just under 80,000 miles, a manual, and you’re welcome.

Evergreen image.

Elon always sucks.

Somehow his flock still manages to be worse.

I don’t expect anyone to know this, but before I quit my desk job to write about cars for a living I sold Porsche parts over the telephone and online for a decade. I worked at Stoddard, Auto Atlanta, and ECS Tuning (which is under the same umbrella as Pelican now). I’m very familiar with the Sebros, ATEs, Zimmermans,…

I have a Mercedes s350 and get incredible mileage and power from its 3.0 v6 turbo diesel. Very large car and 60 mph comes up in 7.0 seconds. Fuel economy is 21/31 mpg, an astounding figure given that the S350 weighs almost 5,000 pounds. Sadly none to replace it will have a diesel as Mercedes like VW were foolish to…

That night ended in a blown up 10 second car and some buster had to drive the best race driver both sides of the Mississippi home only to be rewarded with someone else’s already opened beer. 

How is Portal not mentioned yet?

How is Portal not mentioned yet?