Tunes Lite: All the Funk, none of the Guilt.

There’s help!

David Tracy recommended a Prius, the waveform is collapsing and the entire site is imploding.

Sorry man, they don’t do cars anymore.

Logitech TrackMan. Cheap price, so you don’t have to worry about using it or losing it if you travel.  Ambidextrous out of the box, sufficient number of buttons and finger driven so you don’t get worn out.  No wrist strain, able to me used in a small area and corded so you don’t have to worry about batteries.

Logitech TrackMan. Cheap price, so you don’t have to worry about using it or losing it if you travel.  Ambidextrous…

Hey, you have to do something with all those Amazon inflatable packing pads you get whilst finishing up your shopping list this time of year.

I thought the same thing, but then I keep remembering that 80s Cavalier from Top Gear where they got in, pulled the hazard button, rotated it 180 degrees, reinserted it and bump started the thing and drove off.  So, apparently there are cars out there.  Now, I know that Top Gear is far from 100% factual, but some of…

Toyota has revolutionized the automotive industry again by leveraging the cosmic forces of singularities to replace the need for aerodynamic downforce. They are rolling out this galaxy-shattering technology on the new Supra. This permits them to keep the car planted to the road surface while using a minimal wing and…

Was rounded to a point at each end a thing back then?  Remember this?

David, take solace in the fact that you do not, actually, own 9 cars. In fact, I would rate your collection at an average of about 80% given that a few of your cars are mostly intact and a few are being held together by hope and denial. So, be comforted that, using rounding, you’re already down to 7 cars!

It has been done before, though:

What’s with the picture with the AWD system underneath? That’s a new thing, no?

I saw a burst of fire out the back right after he landed, then it kinda went out on its own.

Won’t somebody think of the rental companies?!

That overbite headlight design looks like even it is bored with this unveiling.

Can anyone hit me with a Pimp Your Ride meme about putting more wagon in your wagon?

Because people are imperfect and make mistakes.  Sometimes completely terrible, tragic mistakes.

It’s a convertible pickup, available with a manual, and probably at least two shades of brown... why the hate?  Yes, the bed is small, but, seriously, most actual pickups don’t come with more than 6' of bed space.

Thanks for the info.  Nice to know the system works now and then.

So, have there been any charges filed to Viner, for soliciting a terrorist act resulting in death?