I would. I know the 911 is the poster child for the company, and the sports car that all others are measured by and all, but I prefer that balanced feeling of a car kinda pivoting around your hips rather than the ass-loaded 911-ness, no matter how refined it is over the years and years of development.

Just a turbo please.

Laser hits rock, rock is quickly determined to be sand worm, transmissions end abruptly.

Been far too long since I've watched that last. Thank you, sir.

I can not deny that this car sounds excellent, but when I think of road cars that sound like sex, I have to mention Aston Martin. From the noise that Vantage V8 makes up to the wail of their V12 Le Mans cars.

I think my favorite part was right at 0:54, where the camera is moving along under the trees, then, suddenly, it swoops up over the trees. I believe this is called the "Mercedes CLR bumper cam circa 1999".

Hey Julios, how about, if you need a gushing neck-stump to get hard, I introduce you to 9 years ago and a game apparently right up your alley: Manhunt. You may have heard about it. It was banned in many countries and garnered gaming fandom a large amount of BS publicity nobody wanted. Perhaps there's a reason…

Look at the cross section picture. It has electric motors on both axles, and a V8 combustion engine. It has a Lithium Battery pack with a plug in outlet. If I recall reading in the past, you can plug it in and run on engine, battery or both in a KERS type mode. Not sure how much range you'd get out of it.

Plans for rest of life:

It looks like Star Wars as drawn by what remains of the animation team from Yellow Submarine.

Drive Manual, Don't leave anything worth taking on the seats, and if all else fails, wire a taser to the steering wheel. That'll be much easier to disarm than wiring up the door handle.

Little known fact about the Cadillac Escalade, it also makes quite a good brazier.

Microsoft needs to come to a realization: I don't sit down at my PC just to have the kooky experience of using a mouse and keyboard to navigate a tablet's OS. I do multitask. I have two very large monitors hooked to my PC for the specific purpose of multitasking. If you see a window maximized on my PC I either did…

Sure, why not? If nothing else, even were she embarrassed, they mount those Navigator seats so low, for center of gravity, that she could easily hide once inside.

I was standing in the presence of one of these this weekend while my cruiser was in for inspections, and it is very hard to resist, I agree.

I know this is a generalization, and I don't like making them, but unless your weekends are spent driving upstate or south to New Jersey's raceway, there's no sense in owning a car like this in NYC. The only reason to own one is to look like a douche of titanic proportions when you mouth off to a cop and get on…

I'd guess blow out? Maybe assisted by Narnian portals. I was driving next to a semi once when the sidewall failed on one of his tires. I remember seeing the black blur of a chunk of rubber flying horizontal over the hood of my car. Had I been a few feet further forward it might have come in the open window. As it…

BMW - The Ultimate Commuting Machine.

I vote the Dodge Charger, especially the first few years of its revival. I mean, come on... 4 doors, no manual, and it weighed more than anything Chrysler made that didn't come with a tailgate.

If they try this at Jeremy Clarkson's house their salesman will be shot dead by a familiar AK47. When questioned, Jezza will calmly reply that he was defending his nation against the latest attempt at German invasion.