Gurrrl. This was practically x-rated. lol

You don’t really believe she ran that marathon, do you?

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Imagine someone choosing Jake Paul over you. That’s gotta sting. At least my ex is engaged to someone who is doing a post doc in literary theory in Paris

Bella Thorne, take it from Lizzo: “the only ex’s that I care about are in my fucking chromosomes.”

Instead of a threesome, I'd rather just play that fun drinking game "the devil's triangle" everyone is talking about. I have to watch it, too much beer and I get gassy. I heard the kids call it boofing these days.

Thank you Hazel! At the risk of sounding over-dramatic, I literally cannot stress the impact this record, along with releases from PJ Harvey, had on my younger, midwestern-raised self. Hanging out with the girls who drove the convertible Cabriolets but secretly wanting to tear their faces off, not to mention the…

While naturally a large chunk of current gamers grew up with that PlayStation 2 intro, I grew up with this one:

Scotts 1000. Cheap, durable, super economical especially if someone in your household is a “has to take at least 10 sheets out of habit” type, doesn’t clog, really, and cleans the shit out of whatever’s ailin’ you. Available from single roll to multi-thousand packs, or so it seems.

Scotts 1000. Cheap, durable, super economical especially if someone in your household is a “has to take at least 10…

I have a friend currently dating a scumbag. About every 2 weeks she tells me she's done and doesn't want to be with him anymore. And then a few days later she posts something on facebook about how much she loves him and uses all of the pink heart emojis. It is taking all of my willpower to not smack her upside the…

the moment where I didn’t realize there was a black man cropped out of this picture and thought it was the hand of Jennifer Garner will surely be the best part of my day today.

I’m not even going to try to top this.

This Black gurl, don’t care which song it is: Supernova, Why Can’t I, H.W.C., Cinco de Mayo, Bollywood?