For our Jalopnik readers who don’t quite grasp the intent of this Question Of The Day, “new car” does not mean a decade-old sports car or some exotic car since out of production. It means “fucking new”.

Jaguar F-type R

Let me tell you something. I’ve worked for two different dealerships, and I’ve worked in sales operations at a corporate level for a major automaker. If I found out that a dealer wasn’t allowing test drives on a car that cost the same as a base 3 Series, I would be absolutely livid.

Oh Doug, you have not had to deal with economy car salesmen selling anything performance orientated.

What?

The Pelican Grief

“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not…

Take it away, Tracy!

I was comparing apples to apples, but your orange is a good choice.

all the downforces, BRO

Hey, its hard changing the coolant on a Porsche. Every time you get it all out of the car new coolant just comes rushing in.

Its like changin the transmission fluid on a standard, doesnt matter how many bottles you dump in the engine bay she just wont fill up!

Two things, reach over and honk the horn because you feel I should have done that, and change the radio without asking.

A/C just needs a charge.

The compact was BMW’s attempt to move down market. It’s a German econobox, which is a recipe for disaster, and they’re asking real M3 money for a fake.

“Tech blogger butt-unlocks car as 2 kids walk past his car, then chases them down, harasses them, and becomes frustrated when they can’t describe what sorcery took place.”

No your Honor, it was two youts.

You pick a Boxster, which costs like $80K NEW, and pass up a 997 Turbo? There is something fishy going on here, Tavarish!

That has literally nothing to do with anything I said at all.

Corvette or Boxters should NOT be used in the same sentence as "Dream Car".