You’re stepping on Tavarish’s turf...

It’s a damn Prowler

Your stance on washing is akin to telling people you don’t watch Game of Thrones. Somehow both of these nerdy activities have made it into the mainstrem, and are socially acceptable. And if you don’t do them all of a sudden YOU’RE the weirdo.

They were reenacting this video:

First thing that comes to mind is VW CC (most recent styling). But more refined for sure.

Well perhaps not “loaded” exactly, but a sizable percentage of Jalopnik viewers make over $100k annually (based on Quantcast stats). It’s particularly interesting because Jalopnik appeals to everyone who drives a $1,000 junker to a Chiron - like your friend, who I’d love to be pals with. I accept your point that the…

Agreed, apparently Jalopnik readers are pretty loaded on average. Which begs the question why there isn’t more high-end advertising.

You’re forgetting the property tax and insurance you’ll be paying each year (in addition to other fees, based on where you live) for a car that you don’t even want. So, yes, I would not accept a car that I absolutely loathe, even if it’s free. I’d rather spend the additional money on something I want and enjoy…

The Washington Post had a great series on how police departments across the country are using civil asset forfeitures to fund their own operations. It’s essentially the modern day equivalent of speed traps; just on a massively greater scale. I have a feeling that’s what is going on here.

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I was crossing the street the other day and an ELR was in the first spot. I flashed him a thumbs up, thinking he was a car guy who was “in on the joke,” and knew he had something relatively uncommon but also knew why. Instead the douche bag rolls down his window and goes “yeah, you like that??”

I have literally never seen an SS in person. Which kind of makes me want one.

You buy it if you’re hoping to star in the “Drive” remake and are a low-rent Ryan Gosling.

They’re also immensely entertaining, which is why I have an alert for all posts by @PCALive on Twitter.

He’s a bloody ‘ranga

A friend has the real one, they’re virtually identical and suffer the same problems. But price directly correlates to quality so you should definitely buy an authentic ostrich pillow.

A friend has the real one, they’re virtually identical and suffer the same problems. But price directly correlates…

I own one (well, a $12 Chinese knock-off because no one in their right mind would drop $100 on that absurd thing). Not that comfy, and if you put your hands through the top holes and rest on them they will immediately lose circulation. I’ll admit that it’s probably the best tool for isolating yourself from the outside…

I own one (well, a $12 Chinese knock-off because no one in their right mind would drop $100 on that absurd thing).…

I saw a car with the keys in it so I smashed open the window and drove it away.

I personally think that looks excellent, but you do run the risk of being mistaken for one of those tools with an e39 525, running around with a wannabe M5 exhaust and knock-off double spoke wheels.

Plate holders only get those privileges when on official duty. That said it’s often abused - I know firsthand. My first job was as a driver for a U.S. senator and, after getting a set, proceeded to break every parking violation known to man (without consequence).