Allow me to one-up you.

FINAL BOSS CONFIRMED.

Did somebody say toddler simulator?

Perfectly reasonable, if you ask me. Even if it doesn't affect you it will affect others.

I'd love this game, but I'm skipping out on it because of Ranger Mode being paid DLC.

I ditched cable a long time ago and just use an antenna to pick up the HD channels. That is enough TV for me. If I want more specific shows offered on cable channels I will find a place to stream it or download it from. To me, in the end, it is just TV. There are more fulfilling things to waste my money on.

It's not. A monkey could install and launch a game on PC. Same with the occasional driver update, which is often automatic.

Not only that, but beards are damn sexy. Moustaches are weak and make the younger men look like pedophiles.

It's a nintendo 64 ya brat. Back in deh day we used cartridges instead of disks. And we only had 151 pokemanz. Now you gat yer angerburds and what haz ya.

This has 'Murica written all over it, i mean, seriously, a fucking RIFLE as a birthday gift? For a 11 year old? What the fuck?

Or it might have been the result of GIVING A 14 YEAR OLD A FUCKING GUN. How did humanity evolve to become so stupid?

What about NOT GIVING GUNS as an option?

You conspiracy nuts make me sick. It has been proven time and time again that oxygen causes violence, not water.

I blame it on water.

My sources say that this kid used to drink it. And you know who also drank water? Hitler


I rest my case

Sorry, I'm sure you're a very intelligent person, and I've just misread your point. Saying that, you seem to be suggesting that the reason Britain has the highest crime rate in Europe is because we have gun laws. In fact, you're rather macabrely gloating about it. Somewhat ugly, but moving on... You'll notice the UK's…

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do yourself a favor. dont look up what happened to this kid after the movie :(

Three protagonists, couldn't get one female? Oof.