A conversation in a government dept. starts somewhere:

Look out we've got a dumb ass here in your case.

Bahahah baaa that's all I read.

But it's not the worlds most visited site is it kid?

Yes, they're different websites, have you not noticed that?

Says someone who writes "Twat" to someone on the internet, oh kid...

Nope, never been on it. I'll leave it to you and the rest of the sheep.

People still use Facebook? Oh...

Yes, because of The Witcher 3.

Thanks for the tip!

Again, no originality other peoples work.

Children's blood stains will be hard to get out of that.

Well spotted.

Welcome to life. As you're new to it, brace yourself.

You have no creativity, this picture gets over used on Kotaku everyday, try something original perhaps.

So you chose "Moronic" out of the above selection I see... not interesting

Can someone please retire this fucking, repetitive, moronic picture.

What's a wii u?

A whole week?!! Gtfo.

Nice to see you saved me getting shitty with him my fellow PC brethren.