It’s a small consolation, but as long as Trump isn’t in office, I’ll take it.

Specs Luthor

Matthews setting the fucking NHL record for goals in first game by a rookie and still being on the losing side was the most Toronto thing ever.

Nate Silver, ftw.

Stop your messing around
Better think of your future
Time you straighten right out
Creating problems in town

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.

DJT: Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia...

Not likely. His supporters aren’the impressed by facts or any of those silly things. Climate change? Fake, made up by China. Autism? Caused by the government and their vaccines. Fluoridation of water? A commie plot by the government to rob us of our precious bodily fluids.

This is seriously awesome. You’re carrying on the Gawker Media tradition of doing smart, challenging, in your face work. Keep it up.

Try Taunton, the name of an English town in Somerset. Also a Belgian car maker from the first quarter of the 20th century.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

Okay but I would totally rock a jacket or some pants in that color.

The New Jeep Wrangler’s Roof May Do Three Things It’s Never Done:

someone being stuck on the intake of a plane. “Thank God for those huge dumb helmets.”