Moby Dick became cool when I realized Khan from Star Trek 2 was quoting Melville.

I’m imagining the Conway convo went something like this :

Everywhere she goes they should have people calling “Omar comin’” “Omar comin’ y’all” “Yo, Omar comin’ “ like in ‘The Wire’ when Omar showed up in the neighborhood and all the kids ran except this time it’ll be GOPers and MAGA 1D1oTs doing the running.

A Moose bit my sister once.

Twitter has refused to remove Donny’s tweets. I say it’s time to Re-start the Melania=Hooker angle. I mean one outright lying accusation deserves another amirite?

You ‘won’t argue whether or not owning land is immoral ’? Good, ‘cause it ain’t.

Once upon a time Actors ranked just below Prostitutes in social hierarchy. 

Also Airports, never meet a senior manager at the Airport. You’re doomed.

Guy comes into my Dad’s shop and picks up a Lamp that we had fixed for him. Pays, leaves and walking out to his car trips on the sidewalk drops the lamp and breaks it. Comes back into the shop and wants a refund. Doesn’t get it, what a convo that was, I just sat silent and watched Dad reason with the guy. Some people…

After all the ‘hung jury’ talk I’m relieved.

In elementary school back in the day (‘50s) they let us play with Mercury. My how things have changed.

But I got brown liquor in the trunk!

The Year of The Rat. How appropo.

According to Hitchcock her real talent was “she could make a toothpick feel like a cigar.”

Confirmed it was GOP ‘moderates’ that forced Moscow Mitch to alter the rules.

McConnell changing the rules right at the start is this an acknowledgement of Dem pressure as the press is speculating or that he knows they don’t have the votes if the rules were challenged? If this is the latter we are perhaps seeing a reality of GOP solidarity that has heretofore not been realized wherein there are…

Every Marine knows to stay away from Little Suzy so S1 is definitely not a Marine. But seriously WTF; a HS freshman quiz with questions like that?!

Yeas, are they really sure it wasn’t a normal Walmart people experience. Like I’d believe all kinds of nasty walk into Walmart on their customers. Bed bugs in a jar, sure I’d buy that for a dollar.

Eddie has eleven kids! How many Baby Mommas he got?!

It could also be the most Canadian ‘cause I spied that shit instantly. I can’t have a black card tho’ because I ain’t. But an invite to the next cookout would be nice.