“Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader’s mule, the radio is gone and we’re leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we’d need sleigh bells on this thing”

This is up in the Jets’ locker room, their playoff motto:

I’ll bet you they talk about Jeaysuus! Those “Evangelicals”are always talking about Jeaysuus! It’s never Jesus or Jebus it’s always Jeaysuus!

You think this is bad, don’t go to Fox News comments on their report. Unbelievable....

And these are the folks controlling Pres Finger Puppet.

Where I work FOCUS is Fuck Off Cus Ur Stupid. Focus Jordan Focus!

No way he gets away with that when he is questioned by Mueller’s team

Somewhere in that judgement it should’ve read... “and serve 16 months in prison before elegible for parole” Monetary fines alone are never enough for these dicks.

This^ Just the term “Autopilot” invites the potential( fully realized by now) of irresponsible behaviour.

So how does a guy have a college football career if he can’t understand “Green Right Strong Slot Spider 2 Y Banana”?

Mike Cartman Huckabee

I’ve seen 2001 thirteen times in 70MM, alas there are no Cinerama screens in my neck of the Universe anymore or I’d defintely be up for another viewing. Also my mom was HAL’s babysitter.

Remind me; how long did Black Jack Pershing chase Pancho Villa around in Mexico? And to what end?

We need a mole in Fox’ HR dept to track vaction schedules for the on-air and exec talent then call BS with facts everytime this happens.

OK but we can still order those custom doilies right?

The other one I like is; If it’s ready for Moscow it’s ready. Evidently the bad roads, bad signage, lack of road marking, winter (obviously) and drivers that ignore most if not all the rules of the road (not to mention all the insurance scams, hence everyone having cameras) make Moscow a good test track as it were. My…

When any self driving tech can navigate a Canadian city the day after a snowstorm on partially/unplowed streets then it’s ready

The one thing these kids have done that gets the wing nuts sooo riled up is being good at what they do. They are well educated from a pretty good school with good teachers and it shows. They have had drama, speech classes and TV producion as part of their curriculum fer christ sakes! No wonder they look so good on TV…

The night was moist...

Try wrapping the brown sugar bacon around cocktail franks and baking them. Meat Candy! Served these at an Xmas brunch once and all you could hear was chewing and satisfied food grunting.