I still remember Howard Cosell on MNF “Look at that little monkey run!” We looked at each other with, “did he really say that” expressions on our faces. We knew shit was coming down on ol’ Howard.

You would know it as a Samurai sword

Ahh no. I worked a wage job all my working life and started investing in the early 80's. I am retiring this year and I have nice nest egg. All I did was sock away what I could afford. How does one cheat by doing a simple plan like that, not living beyond one’s means and being frugal.

Leechburg. How very appropriate.

Guy Fieri. Closed his Times Square restaurant to cut losses as he needs all his remaining cash for settlements. So they say.

CNN,the most rusted name in news.

Only the snooty ‘intelligentsia’ in Quebec keep seperatist hopes alive, the rest?..

Only around the waist.

My Brother-in-law has all those. He also can afford a wine celler so yeah having a load of lettuce helps. I make do with the little Rose glass.

-40F Manitoba. Threading a nut with frozen hands is near impossible.

It was Ken Starr who was trotting out the ‘vote suppression’ card last nite on FN. Of course he was referring to Republicans but I had a DaFuq moment nonetheless.

Yeah riiight, and last nite Ken Starr was blaming ‘vote suppression’. Straws grasped.

Yes. The little shots of dopamine they get every time someone responds are cut off. It’s the only way.

I say mankind needs to go back to the Moon for a smell off to settle the matter once and for all.

Side note; All that dust that they tracked into the LEM gave them the opportunity to describe what the Moon smelled like. Supposedly it smells like spent gunpowder.

My Dad used to say that of all the toys we got as kids the one that we got the most fun out of was the big cardboard boxes the washer and dryer came in.

Meanwhile I’m all.. Help Help I’m being repressed, come and see the violence inherent in the system! ... and no my name’s not Dennis

That’s they way to do it. Dump it in an outhouse pit.

Since theaters started using check-in kiosks I have been buying senior’s tickets. The kids never check anyway when they tear your ticket. I bought a senior ticket by mistake one time and noticed they don’t check so I tried it out a few times and finally said ‘fuk it’ I’m paying senior prices.