Actually, in all truth, their strategy is to get people associating love and romance with their product. One day, you'll be cuddling with your significant other, feeling all snuggy and vaguely horny, and you'll hear yourself saying "y'know, I could really go for a Cornetto right now." AND THEY WILL HAVE WON.

Which, so long as they are making such cool films, is perfectly cool by me. I mean, why not?

My husband has asked me repeatedly to have sex with another man. He says that it would really turn him on. I've always said no, of course. When I actually said okay he was like um no and hasn't brought it up since. I would never have done it but I wanted to see how serious he was about it. When it came right down to…

Oh, I'm sorry, I totally missed you were just joking. Never mind. :P

You mock but there'll be a movie with Leonardo Di Caprio and a black actor to be named later about it. And then you won't scoff!

As a lesbian living in a heteronormative world, I'll take conventionally-attractive lesbians if that means we get to see them in advertising/media. Besides, we lesbians like conventionally-attractive people too.

It's a play on the "Grey Lady" which is a nickname for the NYT.

It's definitely possible to save enough money to retire on. My advice would be to save at least half of the money you're making now.

I wonder what version of Sims they'll be on.

It's like that time the goddamn KKK called out Westboro Baptist Church for being too assholish. It's a kind of "you know you've hit rock bottom when..." thing.

Is that a pearl bewtixt her lips? Tongue stud? Or is she just filled with brilliant cosmic energy and only a closed-mouth smile protects us from being blinded by her infinite light?

"where her face gets ejaculated on, sphincters, etc. So ALL of those videos, the ones based on mimicking the very act that is a causation for abortion"

double flawless

Carry on, my wayward nuns. There'll be peace when you are done.

Wow. Someone with a personality on SNL. That told a joke whose punchline you didn't see coming from a mile away. Please, fire her immediately.

Dylan Farrow dragged Diane Keaton into it. If Farrow couldn't handle the blowback, then she shouldn't have called out Keaton.