Well, I’m reading this at work, so this could get kinda awkward, quickly... but what the hell.

LV may be mad but I'm betting Murakami thinks this rules. 

The answer is power, to do whatever you want with no repercussions, recourse or regrets. Money is the tool, sex is the expression. 

They should do a film where Marian and Robin Hood are the same person. Robin Hood is her superhero identity, while as Marian she can infiltrate nobles castles and clean them out; like a combo of Artemis and Catwoman. I think that would be a much better approach and a fresh take.

I’ve already done an interview with an historian about this baffling film! In short: No, they did not have the draft.

As my son grows up, I’m trying to “massage” certain ideals into him, without out right teaching him. I’ve made some bad moves financially, and my job isn’t to give him a perfect world, but teach him to not make my mistakes or easily preventable ones...starting with savings. He’s young, so its a hard thing to do now,…

And why shouldn’t primary and high school be a place where the real world doesn’t encroach?

That free package of ready made formula was actually really handy when I was crying hysterically in the fits of PPD at 3:00 in the morning and my tiny 5 pound baby was starving. My mom helped me get one of the free bottles I had received and the formula out of the cupboard and I fed my baby and instantly we both felt…

I’ll even post pictures of myself enjoying your competitor’s products. “Look at the sort of person who enjoys brand Y! Is this really what you aspire to be?”

Looking at recent pictures of myself with hair that tim burton would envy and clothes that somehow make me look oddly lumpy and perhaps bemused by clothing itself—I have to agree with you. Pay me a retainer of 10,000 per year and I won’t talk about your products!

If you read about that case it’s actually sadly fascinating. The lady that did it murdered her husband with cyanide but when she went to collect the insurance they ruled the death ‘of natural causes’ — you get 2x the insurance payout if the person is murdered vs. just a heart attack.

So she went around to a bunch of…

So, my mother’s sorority roommate’s daughter got married this past summer in the ritziest and most canned sequence of events I’ve ever attended. The bride is in her late 30s and wanted A Wedding (tm). Her parents are divorced and her mother spends every penny of her alimony trying to keep up with her former lifestyle-…

“Should I tip on the pre- or post-tax total?”

I lived in a series of houses and apartments that could have each claimed to be a horror movie set. Once with my best friend, I was the caretaker for an abandoned house. We slept in sleeping bags next to space heaters and tried to ignore the walls which were all painted in bright colors and then smeared in…

I posted this back in 2016 - I missed the cutoff, but I threw it into the comments. Here again to try for real!

“That being said... I hate this car. Someone bought this car and never drove it. Now, it is impossible to drive it. It annoys me.”

Tony Stark has a pretty dark and broken career in the comics, people turn on him too, and he descends into alcoholism.

The abrupt end to this post makes me wonder if there’s a Honda dealer with a smoking gun and an Si on the lot.

In so many regards it is absolutely the wrong car for the 43 year old father of two little boys and husband of a college professor...

For real, and I also draw a conclusion that they run drugs out of the back and put hell of worms on every pizza!